All the
socialist shit came rushing to the defence of state funded Labour voter Mick Philpott. "The Tories and George Osborne are to blame, if they'd given him a bigger house none of this would've happened as it had nothing to do with all his kids and how much benefit he could claim".
The COW on SUNDAY
.........................corruptisima re publica plurimae leges.........................
Sunday, April 7, 2013
Sunday, March 31, 2013
Sunday, March 24, 2013
Coming Soon
Sunday, March 17, 2013
The One Show
Sunday, March 10, 2013
Sunday, March 3, 2013
Sunday, February 24, 2013
Sunday, February 17, 2013
The Untouchables
With the Pope refusing to die in office there was no chance of any cunt losing their job in the UK as public sector shit always take the piss. But PM David Cameron denied any wrong doing by those poncing off the rest of us "Britain does not reward failure we fund all those who can get in".
Sunday, February 10, 2013
Treated Like Dirt
David Cameron declared the Labour Government 'not guilty' for killing over 1200 patients at Stafford NHS Hospital by socialist cunts armed with university degrees. Licking Dave's rim Ed Miliband thanked the PM "we musn't blame the nurses either as most of them don't speak any English".
Sunday, February 3, 2013
Money No Object
As Britain edged closer to broke the liberal piss that run the country has borrowed £30billion to spend on a fucking train and even more on another wife beaters hole. David Cameron defended his plans "HS2 is needed for all the Labour voting shit up North, and by sticking our oar in Mali we get to pay for French fuck ups too".
Sunday, January 27, 2013
Take Your Pick
David Cameron pretended he wants out the EU while he begs to stay in "I will suck that much French & German cock we can fuck off the result". But the Labour party slammed the right to vote as racist "we won't be able to flood your town with shit from Europe so we'll do it with Tower Hamlets cunts instead".
Sunday, January 20, 2013
Sunday, January 13, 2013
Truth Be Told
With MPs recommending themselves a 32% pay rise the coalition of Cameron & Clegg decided now was a good time to review pledges whilst stroking each others cock. "We're still pouring your money into sluts breeding piss and still covering up for the Police & the BBC in the Jimmy Savile shit".
Sunday, January 6, 2013
Washington Redskins
Barack Obama avoided the fiscal shit guaranteeing more Hawaiian holidays for himself and that fat cow wife of his. "The European Union leads the world in pissing away public money and we must do the same. They have a magic money tree and we must get one too. God Bless America here's some tax hikes because like every cunt socialist I spend it better than you".
Sunday, December 30, 2012
Something For Nothing
Sunday, December 23, 2012
Pigs In Blankets
Sunday, December 16, 2012
Married With Children
Fat old sauna queen Keith Vaz demanded compensation for families of immigrants who commit suicide. "British people must take the blame for those who hang themselves". Ed Miliband outlined Labours plan to herd in more "somalis, roma & groomers with beards, have no fear we want you to come shit on Mr & Mrs White still living here".
Sunday, December 9, 2012
UK Uncut
'head & shoulders' |
With his Autumn Statement George Osborne promised lots of cuts and gave all the parasites a 1% pay rise. But massive cunt Ed Balls claimed the increase was austerity and would hurt slags, islamics & all the other shit Labour let in "Britain needs these people as we'll have no one to vote for us and nothing to piss away your money on".
Sunday, December 2, 2012
Scum of the Earth
As socialist shit screamed for more censorship their leader Ed Miliband said "we support Leveson's Law, we will regulate everyone & everything". And all the thick cunts in Rotherham, Middlesbrough & Croydon agreed 'yes please Ed, we love being told what to do, fuck victims of muslim rape, we always vote for you'.
Sunday, November 25, 2012
Done Deal
Eastern European scavs were moaning the loss of free everything as David Cameron came away from the EU budget piss take pretending he'd tried really hard to keep our money away from them cunts, "peasants in Europe need our homes and jobs more than we do so we'll return in January to completely fuck ourselves over".
Sunday, November 18, 2012
Sunday, November 11, 2012
You Get What You Pay For
With public enquiries & fucking nonces everywhere David Cameron decided to blame Twitter but by the end of the week none of his mates were in the frame after all. The BBC and greedy fat socialist cunt Tom Watson promised renewed bullshit to link Margaret Thatcher to "we won't give up, we'll study every blog till we find something".
Sunday, November 4, 2012
Wonderland
twice as much |
Mighty eurosceptic David Cameron was so furious at losing a commons vote allowing him to rob us even more, he vowed to completely ignore it. Mouth wrapped round EU cock he promised them cunts 'more spends for socialist fuck'. But the Parliamentary Labour Party spoke and declared "we're just as full of shit as you and we've just as many Lord McAlpine's too!"
Sunday, October 28, 2012
USA Today
'Operation Block Vote' |
During the final US Presidential debate, Barack Obama promised islamists across the globe loads more licking of their medieval fucking shit and plenty more tax dollars to go with it. "Vote for me and I will fight to ensure every American family gets free food & y'all wishing you'd voted for some other cunt".
Sunday, October 21, 2012
All In It Together
Labour Party mouthpiece the BBC were this week trying to cover up the fact they keep paedophile rapists in luxury lifestyles that taxpayers are forced to fund or go to jail. The Director General denied Jimmy Savile proved what a bunch of lying thieving fucking cunts they are "nobody here knew least of all those of us who kissed his ring for six decades".
Sunday, October 14, 2012
Basket Case
With UK prisons filling up by the hour Foreign Secretary William Hague demanded the right to freedom of expression in pakistan. But that lot living here were too busy benefitting to give a shit over the shooting of a 14 year old girl by their very own taliban. So no flag burning, no screaming for fatwa, no shouting for jihad & no outrage for them to give a flying fuck about this week.
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