Something For Nothing

"Happy New Year Slaves!"

As MP's gorged on yuletide festivities for fucking free their mates and those who scrounged money for medals got even more off you and me. No crap Christmas for those who plunder and loot us all. More laws, more taxes and more shit in 2013 from them 650 cunts if you don't play ball.

Pigs In Blankets

Happy Christmas

A Met Police plot to force the Tories out & install their Labour Party paymasters into power was found out to be completely true. All the lying fucking shit that swell the ranks to bursting admitted they love fitting people up "we're not called cunts for nothing we'll do anybody over except for muslims we always let them off".

Married With Children

good grief

Fat old sauna queen Keith Vaz demanded compensation for families of immigrants who commit suicide. "British people must take the blame for those who hang themselves". Ed Miliband outlined Labours plan to herd in more "somalis, roma & groomers with beards, have no fear we want you to come shit on Mr & Mrs White still living here". 

UK Uncut

'head & shoulders'

With his Autumn Statement George Osborne promised lots of cuts and gave all the parasites a 1% pay rise. But massive cunt Ed Balls claimed the increase was austerity and would hurt slags, islamics & all the other shit Labour let in "Britain needs these people as we'll have no one to vote for us and nothing to piss away your money on".

Scum of the Earth

carrier

As socialist shit screamed for more censorship their leader Ed Miliband said "we support Leveson's Law, we will regulate everyone & everything". And all the thick cunts in Rotherham, Middlesbrough & Croydon agreed 'yes please Ed, we love being told what to do, fuck victims of muslim rape, we always vote for you'.