International Mugging Fund

bought

sold

After Chancellor George Osborne was spotted on a freebie at the European cup final, he invited IMF Chief Christine Lagarde over to London to further take the piss. The Chancellor who specialises in taxing people to slavery just as much as the last cunt did, told his audience 'Britain leads the world in giving all its money away and we intend to carry on!'

Euro Bonds

'Heil'

On the same day as his own inauguration new French President & socialist letch Francois Hollande ran along to Berlin and begged for money at the feet of German Chancellor Angela Merkel. As they headed off to the G8 summit in Chicago for a big fat jolly both agreed that France would carry on kissing German ring just like they always have done.

United Nations

special relationship

'LOL' 

This week live from the Oval Office, President Obama finally came out the closet and admitted he loves gay weddings. Fags, dykes & trannies all across the USA rejoiced and promised to carry on sucking his cock no matter what shit comes out his mouth. Fellow Brit, Prime Minister David Cameron also pledged his love for gay marriage and asked if British queers would suck his dick too but the answer was a big fat 'No' as Cameron is a cunt and poofs hate cunts.

London 2012

'Ken for London'

'better off with Ken'

Boris Johnson finally kicked the shit out of compulsive liar Ken Livingstone in this week’s London mayoral election. Megalomaniac Ken who lists his hobbies as Jew baiting and tax evasion spent the entire election denying he was a cunt. But the people of London had their say and declared 'Yes Ken you are a massive cunt!'