Bow and Scrape

Community Leader

After Barack Obama apologised to islamic scum at the UN this week fellow socialists at Rochdale Council and their mates the Police made up a pile of shit over why they do fucking nothing when young white girls get raped by pakistani men. Both denied the cover up was all about kissing muslim arse as the report clearly shows they've been sucking their cocks too.

What Goes Around....

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With two officers blown away this week, Police called for the death penalty for cop killers because they think they're better than the rest of us. A crackdown on tweeters, facebookers & piss takers who thought they got what was coming was well underway. Fat bastard for the Manchester Militia said "free speech is dead because we're cunts like that".

No Win No Fee

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Following publication of the 'Hillsborough Cover Up' claimants in Liverpool demanded loads of money from the rest of us because 96 of their mates got squashed by a stampede of South Yorkshire Bizzies 23 years ago. Statements show the police altered their usual cuntery 164 times and nobody fucking noticed. Just to take the piss the Chief Constable and 10 Home Secretaries never did either.

Hands That Do Dishes

'Mammy-In-Chief' 

As David Cameron shuffled the shit in his cabinet the USA had to stomach First Lady Michelle Obama bleating on about her bullshit poverty. The anti-American lard arse told the socialist party of America 'I deserve a second term because I'm so far up myself I piss perfume and I want you all to drink it too'.

Going For Gold

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While most MPs were on their 47 day summer break Deputy PM Nick Clegg was in his element at the Paralympic Games where he was truly inspired to dream up new window licking for the coalition. Asked if he was going to compete in any of the events the Lord President of the Council dribbled 'the rich should pay more tax so we get to spend more on wind farms and fucking shit like this'.