Barack Obama avoided the fiscal shit guaranteeing more Hawaiian holidays for himself and that fat cow wife of his. "The European Union leads the world in pissing away public money and we must do the same. They have a magic money tree and we must get one too. God Bless America here's some tax hikes because like every cunt socialist I spend it better than you".
Lol, I spotted the deliberate mistake, the left hand side of the white house has 10 windows.
ReplyDeleteyou back again
ReplyDeleteI'm here all week.
ReplyDeleteyou unemployed again? #scav
ReplyDeleteNo I'm commenting from my condo, relaxing before I travel to my high powered job in the city tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteLol what city is that Bradford?
ReplyDeleteDildo, Newfoundland, Canada. Google it if you need to. #really
ReplyDeleteIm sure you know all about dildo, bet every woman you've had has to finish herself off with one
ReplyDeleteNo that's Climax, Michigan, USA.
ReplyDeletethen why did your wife kick you out and force you into that bedsit if your one inch didn't matter to her?
ReplyDelete? I'm not married, never have been.
ReplyDeletedont mess with the COW she will eat you for breakfast
ReplyDelete:)
ReplyDeleteDoes she like a good ole pork sausage for breakfast?
ReplyDeleteyour a #stalker
ReplyDelete#wink
ReplyDeletethat's not me by the way Cow. I thought your edition was rather subdued this week are you drying up?
ReplyDeleteit was one for my 5000 American friends who regularly read The COW on SUNDAY. My stats are growing, The COW on SUNDAY is growing is becoming a serious playa on UK political scene & everybody loves me.
ReplyDeleteyou are not a 'playa' you are being played
ReplyDeleteplayed by who? Im in charge here
ReplyDeleteYou cow, I come here and have a laugh, you call me a scav, stalker & say I've got a small nob and my wife is leaving me. Worst of all you accused me of being from Bradford, yuck.
ReplyDeletePlus I can't see them fucking numbers when you log in.
well give yourself a name and i wont confuse you with billy boy snirge - heres the numbers for you http://twitpic.com/btda00
ReplyDeleteRichard Branson is right about Europe...we must stay in!
ReplyDeletethought you'd rather we joined the arab league
ReplyDeleteI thought you were a libertarian - then why have you blocked me on twitter?
ReplyDeletei haven't blocked anyone, never do, whats your twitter name then?
ReplyDelete@nineincher
ReplyDelete@tiddler
ReplyDeleteomg its shrunken brain snirge,thought you forgot how to breathe mate!
ReplyDeleteHi Gully I had a falling out with Cow on a matter of principle - I had the moral high ground of course. She is as ever remarkably cavalier with the facts: I have not converted...in fact were it not for my ex's re-appearance I would have had a Merry Christmas
ReplyDeleteyou don't have principles #adulterer
ReplyDeleteI made a song for you cow...I'm a good singer http://youtu.be/I3tocOT9NE0
ReplyDeleteyou gotta be a poof with that moustache. Did you like my latest edition of The COW on SUNDAY, I dedicated it to you :)
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